I have too many emotions to be allowed here

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Sep 1

maryjunenotmaryjane:

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

kelvin

Sep 1

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

Sep 1

dcnnanoble:

Last week, I forgot my flash drive in the computer lab at my school. I got an email from one of the workers in the lab, letting me know that I had left it. 

I thought it was no big deal, until it occurred to me that in order to identify me, they must have had to actually look at the contents of the flash drive.

Which means they might have seen this

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or this

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or this

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or this

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or this

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all before finally getting to my school folder.

(Source: petervincent-archive)

Sep 1

wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels:

sherlock-is-the-fire-of-my-loins:

deathfrisbeeofbakerstreet:

Some fandoms are waiting for season 10, others for episode 10.

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Sep 1

lockedin221b:

candoramity:

You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?

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Sep 1

notquiteshakespeare:

every british person knows how much money you can get your hands on if you send a video to harry hill for you’ve been framed. this is law

Sep 1

ech-chan:

"can you do the leg thing?"
Sep 1

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior)

Sep 1

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mishasminions:

testosteroneman:

deadpandean:

sourwolf-of-beacon-hills:

jtotheizzoe:

Solar Road Trip

"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.

"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!" 

this is cute. 

poor pluto :(

PLUTO PLS

BE NICER TO PLUTO YOU GUYS ;_;

(Source: thegentlemansarmchair)

Sep 1

feyminism:

 

(Source: ksica)