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i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
The Incredibles (2004)
DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE…
No wonder why she attacked him.
I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE SHE JUST HAD A CRUSH ON HIM
Something tells me she already ate Tony’s loaf…
Did nobody notice Tony’s last name? Rydinger?
a Frozen AU where everything is the same except Elsa is inexplicably into puns for some reason
Elsa seems to be pretty awkward at these parties, so I would understand if she uses these puns to….break the ice.
u did not
hey cool off it’s just a pun
yeah man just chill out
no need to be so frosty towards one another
Don’t give him the cold shoulder. I don’t blame him. He couldn’t hold it back anymore
every fucking time i see this on my dashboard there has been a new ice pun added and it makes me so irrationally mad
Don’t be so cold-hearted. Puns are cool.
They probably couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows they tried.
"… so when he was arrested for blowing someone’s head off, it was quite a relief, to be honest."
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
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Urge to punch rising…